Thursday, February 19, 2015

Live from New York - A Half Term Governor in a Nutshell

Two grifters, off to see the world...
A Brief Rumination on a Ruination

“It looks like you and Al Sharpton are friends!?!??? Why would you allow yourself to be photographed with that Lib???” – Katherine P.

“WTF were you doing smiling next to the POS Sharpton?!?!?” – Janee S.

“Well, it's no big sin to stick your two cents in
If you know when to leave it alone
But you went over the line
You couldn't see it was time to go home
No, no, no, no, no, no, you had to be a big shot, didn't ya’’ – Billy Joel

Sarah Palin – idol of the illiterate, goddess of the gullible, doyenne of the dense, daft, and dropped on their heads herd. Her millions of mislead minions believe all she spews, repeat her rancorous rhetoric and donate their dollars to a race she will never run. Yet, despite this obedient, unbridled devotion to a dolt, the Wasilla witch recently committed a sin so odious and unforgivable that even these disciples of so little discrimination have begun questioning the legitimacy of their loyalty – she joined hands with the Liberal, Communist, Muslim Brotherhood, Atheist, Anti-Christian, America-hating, show biz elite and participated in the Saturday Night Live 40th Anniversary celebration.

It didn't take Taylor Swift long to discover that there was one situation
 so unbearable that even she couldn't shake it off.

Perhaps, now, the time has finally arrived for the  Palin faithful to open their peepers and peer into the reality of a selfish and covetous con artist who has been scamming them for years to increase the cash flow into her coffers. Only the most guileless among us should find any surprise in the ex-pageant queen cavalierly casting aside her off-stated (and so often bizarrely and nonsensically stated) principles and opinions to gallop gracelessly toward an available camera and microphone,  as well into the waiting Progressive embraces of the likes of the excitable Alec Baldwin and that home-made holy man Al Sharpton.

“Sharpton is my ENEMY. It is not a joke. I’m disappointed. I would still follow you to Hell and back but this leaves a bad taste.” – Doug D.

“Why, Sarah, why?” – Slavomir S.

Who Sarah Is

Every sound-bite, every television appearance, every Facebook post, every word ever written about Palin, and most importantly, every sentiment she’s every expressed about herself, like a Readers Digest Alaska edition, can easily be condensed down to the following two simple and straightforward sentences of truths -  
Sarah Palin represents everything terribly wrong that results from our nation’s endless and incessant cult of celebrity. She’s nothing more than the Tea Party’s Kim Kardashian, whose every utterance is in service of self-aggrandizement, self-promotion and greed.

Lacking proficiency in both reading comprehension and verbal communication,
Alec Baldwin and Lorne Michaels teach Sarah her one sketch line using Hooked on Phonics.

We close with Billy Joel’s ireful indictment of a similar shallow sort who also lingered too long at the fair - Big Shot.

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