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| ... speak much evil |
The reality
behind the self-made myth that turns an invented hero into an authentic zero
“He doesn’t love
you. And he doesn’t love me.” – R. Giuliani
“Any love is
good love
So I took what I
could get, yes I took what I could get” – R. Bachman
As with all matters of gravity and import, the Giuliani commentary to
follow had its genesis as a Facebook exchange. Somewhere amongst the irritated
kitties, the selfies with dinner and the uninformed expressions of
love or loathing for a chosen religion/political ideology, some valuable,
fact-filled information was shared. And so we commence with a little verbatim discourse
culled from Mark Zuckerberg’s enriching invention.
The Social
Network
nycityman Desperately
trying to remain relevant. Desperately trying to stay in the public eye. And in
the process, revealing what lowbrow, lowlife trash he is. Sarah Palin with a
comb over. And just a little reminder about his character, while still mayor
and still married to Donna Hanover, he moved his mistress into Gracie Mansion.
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| The Giuliani trade-in |
nycitywoman Forget about the mistress, he's responsible for the
deaths and illnesses of an uncountable number of people. I just refreshed my
memory on his 9/11 fantasy heroism. Among many other horrible deadly decisions
he made, he knew the radios didn't work for 7 years after they failed in the
first World Trade Center bombing. Shortly after they were finally replaced in
2001 they discovered the new ones didn't work either. And so on September 11th
they didn't work when the firemen were ordered to evacuate the buildings.
That's why all the firemen and police and emergency workers hate his guts -
they hold him responsible. But somehow he exploited our post 9/11 gullible
desperation for a hero and managed to twist the truth into his being some sort
of savior leader to the city and firemen and cops in particular! He is a
despicable horror story of a human being. I have no doubt Barack Obama loves
America much more than Rudy Giuliani does. Rudy only loves Rudy.
Continuing the theme of shameless self promotion - Giuliani
claimed on August 9, 2007 that "I was at Ground Zero as often, if not
more, than most workers.... I was there working with them. I was exposed to
exactly the same things they were exposed to. So in that sense, I'm one of them." The New York Times
did a study a week after this statement and found that Giuliani had been at
Ground Zero a total of 29 hours over a THREE MONTH period! Less than 10 hours a
month. Less than 20 minutes a day. Basically about as long as you need to make
a speech and have a photo op.
nycityman In his defense, it's true Obama wasn't raised as Rudy was. Obama's
father wasn't a Mob enforcer and Sing Sing resident like Rudy's. As a young man, Rudy married his cousin; Obama also lacked that kind of
upbringing. On the plus side, as Rudy has this history of keeping the lovin’
within the same gene pool and DNA profile, I guess we should be grateful he
doesn’t have a sister. Of course, that could help him garner support in the South
should he ever ponder another run for nationwide office.
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| Pops Giuliani |
“It wasn’t the airplanes, it was beauty
killed the beast.”
The inability of
the anti-science Republicans to believe in or comprehend the fact of evolution
is starting to make a modicum more sense. Judging by biography and behavior, it’s clear
that the ex-Mayor of Gotham has not developed much beyond that of a simian
stage.
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| Rudy's first wheels |
In this fractious fracas, Giuliani started out far over the top, like an
improv showdown between Nathan Lane and Jim Carrey, and with each ensuing and disastrous
attempt to rectify or rationalize his bilious bout of verbal dysentery, merely
managed to ascend to even greater heights of hatred, idiocy and intolerance.
And now, the one time “America’s Mayor” finds himself justifiably friendless
and ally free, like Gilbert O’Sullivan, “Alone Again Naturally.”
Lost in Translation – Rudy’s Words for
Non-Tea Partiers
1. What Rudy
said - “I do not believe, and I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I do
not believe that the president loves America. He doesn’t love you. And he doesn’t love me.
He wasn’t brought up the way you were brought up and I was brought up, through
love of this country.”
What Rudy meant –
“He’s black.”
2. What Rudy said - “Some people thought it was racist — I thought that
was a joke, since he was brought up by a white mother, a white grandfather,
went to white schools, and most of this he learned from white people.”
What Rudy meant – “In case I was unclear previously, I hold no
particular fondness for anyone with a skin tone darker than Julianne Moore’s.”
3. What Rudy said - “I want an American president to raise our spirits
again, like a Ronald Reagan.”
What Rudy meant - “Which he did by trading arms with our Iranian
enemies, tripling the deficit and training, arming and funding Bin Laden and
the Taliban – those are the acts of a real American and a true patriot.”
4. What Rudy said - “I don’t (see) this President as being particularly
a product of African-American society or something like that. He isn’t. Logically,
think about his background. . . The ideas that are troubling me and are leading
to this come from communists with whom he associated when he was 9 years old… Look,
this man was brought up basically in a white family, so whatever he learned or
didn’t learn, I attribute this more to the influence of communism and socialism.”
What Rudy meant – “Does anyone have David Duke’s home phone number?”
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| Sure he's tough, but he also has a tender side |
“If I caused you
pain, I know I'm to blame
Must have been
insane, believe me
From the bottom of my heart, dear I apologize”
From the bottom of my heart, dear I apologize”
Rudolph William Louis "Rudy" Giuliani, son of the
Mafia, incestuous lover and mistress keeper, deeply and desperately needs to
grovel like the lower life form that he is, in the name of common decency and
for any futile hopes of maintaining a viable and fruitful public life and
profile. The sincere “so sorrys” need to begin with our President and his family,
should continue on to the true champions of bravery and gallantry for which he
has consistently claimed credit since that tragic September morn in 2001 and
conclude with a mea culpa to every African-American citizen across the great 48
(plus Alaska and Hawaii, except 50 doesn’t rhyme.) But, as with so many men of
false bravado and feigned swagger, “I’m wrong” and “sorry” seem to be the
hardest words. So, in lieu of the preening primate ever fessing up to his
faults, we close with the legendary Billy Eckstine performing his classic, “I
Apologize.” On a more personal note, the song is dedicated to the memory of nycitywoman's Mom, a lover of good music and Mr. B's artistry.
Any comments, questions, criticisms, candid confessions, cash
contributions? Contact me at butchersaprons@mail.com.
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