“Cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time.
Cause his world is built round punctuality,
It never fails.” - Ray Davies
Tonight we pity the King and Queen
Who rule from 9 to 5.
When dusk embarks,
And power wanes,
Just ego’s left alive.
A corporate clone
With little worth,
No power but to bully.
A tangled self
Awash in fear
A life, unrealized fully.
Are you content with cubicles as eminent domain?
Or is there more that you once sought
A love as life’s refrain?
You made your choice
As all must do
We look back on decisions
We’re just despised,
The subject of derision.
Before we reach our final choice
Time gives us many ways
To modify a tone of voice
And soften future days.
Your training’s full of falsehoods,
Experience, but lies
Have you no vision of yourself
In other people’s eyes?
A second, third and final chance
Afforded to us all.
Take Providence, your private God,
And change before your fall.
Saturday, March 23rd Birthdays
Happy 23rd birthday to Princess Eugenie of York, daughter of Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson. As the sixth in succession to the British Crown, we extend natal wishes with the good and equitable feelings and knowledge that she is just as unlikely to ascend to the royal throne as any of us commoners. However, should she read this; she does possess the power to off nycityman’s head.
It’s also the birthday of another daughter of royalty, this time of the theatrical sort, as Amanda Plummer, child of Christopher Plummer and Tammy Grimes turns 56. When we were both much younger folk, we actually spent a day working together on an unsold TV pilot. When asked of her memories of nycityman a look of confusion, fear and disdain is her most common response.
Also reaching her 56th year today is Teresa Ganzel, and as confusion, fear and disdain now overtake your facial features as well, an explanation - Teresa was the actress to assume the role of Tea Time Movie Matinee Lady in the Johnny Carson, Art Fern sketches upon the passing of Carol Wayne. “You take the San Diego Freeway to the Ventura Freeway. You drive to the Slauson Cutoff, get out of your car, cut off your Slauson.” Anybody? Bueller?
Many happy returns to the talented Chaka Khan, who for years prior to Whitney Houston was "every woman." Quick, name another member of Rufus.
And last, but in no way least, “Hello Dere” and the happiest 91st birthday to comedian Marty Allen, the non-crooning half of comedy duo, Allen and Rossi. At a time when every comic doing the Carson, Douglas, Griffin, Sullivan variety/ talk-show circuit was required, by law, to have the last name Allen (see Marty, Woody, Steve, Dennis, Bernie) the wild antics of Marty and Steve Rossi helped shape a very young nycityboy’s obsession with obscure and forgotten comedy teams.
In conclusion, first a clip of Allen and Rossi at work, and the promised Kink’s gem, “A Well Respected Man.”
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